Friday, February 18, 2022

Six Possible Future Winter Olympics Events

1. Smoking Pipe: You have to smoke a pipe while snowboarding and doing flips.

2. Ice Hip Hop Scotch Skate: While listening to hip hop jumpers do hop scotch while drinking scotch. Deductions for spilling the drink.

3. Reverse Steve Skating: Speed skating but backwards and only for people named Steve.

4. Ice Squid Game: Enough said.

5. Hangry Heavy Metal Hockey: Hockey but players must be hangry, listen to heavy metal and use the brooms they use in curling.

 
6. Biathlon Brain Freeze: Like regular biathlon except must drink icees and ice cream, potentially causing brain freeze.